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suicide notes are so outdated im making a suicide powerpoint

Me: I put the sex in dyslexic

marry me

what are you guys doin tonight good me neither

teapayne:

why is there even blood on there even dance floor?

you should always proof read your posts kids

wouldn’t it be great if losing weight was as easy as losing followers

i am mark delfiggalo

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getard:

SO MY FRIEND GAVE ME THIS LAPTOP AND I JUST FOUND THIS ON THERE AND PISSED MYSELF

OH MY GOD

ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS

I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO???

Beautiful bodacious curves

piledriverswaltz:

i’m literally the worst friend ever and i’m never there for people and i don’t call back always and i’m a really bad friend

same

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buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha

lets rub our genitals together to start a fire